How do I love thee, Arnold Schwarzenegger? Lemme count the ways:
1) Your name is nearly unpronounceable, much less spell-able– yet I spelled it right the first time.
2) You’re the Gubernator of my (mostly) home state, and when you ran against Gray Davis it was the first year I was legally allowed to vote (although I admit I didn’t vote for you, since I knew you were going to win anyway…I voted for the sumo wrestler running against you. My God, it was a wonderful thing to be a Californian that year).
3) You starred in Last Action Hero, possibly the only movie my dad worked on that he liked working on.
3a) As a result of that movie, I have your autograph.
4) You starred in The Running Man.
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